Scary Movies

I’ve always loved scary movies. As a kid, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th and Texas Chainsaw Massacre haunted me for days (especially the first one, because I lived on Elm Street).

I’ve been thinking about things that scare me now, as a new parent, and came up with a list of movie titles sure to curdle the blood of anybody with a child. Here they are:

  • The Blowout, Part 1: Half Past Midnight
  • The Blowout, Part 2: Already Late for Work
  • The Curious Case of the College Tuition
  • A Missed Call from Daycare
  • We’re Out of Diapers
  • Gone Binky Gone
  • Sleep No More
  • The Eight Hour Sleep: Why’s It So Quiet?
  • it Came From Non-Organic
  • Percentile Predicament: A Head of the Curve (aka The 95th Percentile Head)
  • Overstimulated
  • Understimulated
  • The Kid Who Hated Heavy Metal

Ok, I think I’m done now. What movies would you love (to hate) to see?


One comment

  1. Sleep, Where Art Thou?

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