The Thoughts of a Six Month Old

Note: this post is purely hypothetical. Although they are working on computers that can read minds, I don’t have access to this technology. Instead, I’ve transcribed what I imagine goes through my son’s mind.

Oh hey. Sitting up. I tried this yesterday. I’m really getting bett–how’d I end up down here on my side? Oh well. I keep forgetting I know how to scratch now. I’m scratching my belly! Man, that’s the stuff. Scratch scratch scratch.

You want me to do belly time, Dad? I guess you forgot that I know how to roll over. And…I’m on my back again. Ha ha, that’s funny.

Ooh, what’s that? My feet! I have feet. I’m grabbing my feet. Can’t. Quite. Get. Them. In. My. Mouth. Om nom nom nom. Guess I can!

Ok, tired now. I’m just going to rest my eyes for a–



  1. You can’t post this under cranky dad blog. It’s too cute.

  2. Pretty funny! Is that all you got, though??

  3. OMG Adorable! 🙂

  4. […] November I posted what my son was thinking as he went about his daily business. Well, as he’s matured, so has his thought process. So […]

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