In August Wolfe goes to daycare. It’s a bit traumatic, actually–more than I thought it would be. Months ago, before he was born, my wife and I checked out a number of local facilities. We think we picked the best one (but how can you ever be completely sure?). I was thinking, though, that in some cases you can rule out a possibility based solely on the names of the workers. So here’s a list of worker names that mean you probably want to send your kid somewhere else.
- Slobberin’ Bob
- Fecalia Smellmore
- Tickle Me Tom
- Patty Bache
- M’Grth Z’tchotke (for you Lovecraft fans)
- Heidi Arontha-Corner
Silly, I know, but it made me feel better. In the meantime, of you know of any virtual jobs, send ’em my way. I have experience in writing, teaching, throwing them ‘bows, and computer programming. Then maybe Wolfe won’t have to deal with Skip Marks at the daycare.